Butterfly effect and chaos theory:

Butterfly effect can be called as sensitive dependence on initial conditions.It is mostly considered in a dynamic system,i.e; a system that can change over a course of time.Minute , small and petite variations in the initial conditions of any dynamic system can cause huge variations and deviations in long term to the system.Well, I think i myself am going too technical.May be, may not be?? In simple terms, We can have an real-life example to illustrate that for us.Its more of the IFs and Buts theory.

If you had not eaten your dinner, you would have eaten more in the party.Had you eaten already, you would be eating less in the party.The initial condition here is that of “How full is your stomach?”
So, this initial condition plays a vital role in deciding as to what the consequence are.The initial condition can be a function of anything like space, height,position,angle, but time is mandatory.
An indian example, The Deepavali fancy rocket that we launch in the night sky can go anywhere in the sky, in any direction , which depends on the initial condition of the angle with which it is placed.

Dasaavathaaram is a great movie in the history of Indian cinema and is worth to be bookmarked by the young upcoming artists,actors and directors.Kamala haasan has done a close to a flawless job in this movie.The actor has acted in 10 different roles varying from different age groups to different morphologies and spanning several centuries.Kamala haasan has been working in the direction of uplifting the Indian Cine industry , more particularly the Tamil Cine industry to greater heights.This movie clearly and evidently shows it all.The variations in body language, voice and tone when playing different characters is really awesome.There are people out there complaining that the graphics is not up to the mark.Well, I will answer that question provided i get an answer for this question.Can you buy The VEG EXTRAVAGANZA 7 TOPPING PIZZA from PizzaCorner for 4 rupees?Given the context of the Indian industry, and the monetary budget , this is more than we asked for.I would not say it was to the Hollywood standards, but definitely not to the typical Indian standards as well.

All credits to KS RAVIKUMAR, the producers and of course the Ulaga Naayagan KAMALA HAASAN himself for giving us this movie.

When you are playing cricket opposite a team that you don’t like and want to teach them a lesson or insult them subtly without any verbal means or violence,the best things that can be done are:

# When batting , send non-all rounder bowlers to open the batting.
# Ask a non-regular wicket keeper to keep the wickets.
# Declare the innings in a one day match ,If you are batting first and set a reasonable and safe target for them to chase.
# Play using your non-regular arm, i.e; If you are a right arm batsman, bat in left and vice versa.
# Bowl using your non regular arm.
# When you are comfortably placed and sure that you cannot loose the match from there, bat using one hand.
# Place an irritating field placing like a straight line behind the stumps.
# Bowl from a couple of meters behind the crease.
# Talk to your girlfriend over the mobile when batting, at the non strikers end.
# Smoke cigarettes when you are fielding.
# Drink wine, whiskey and brandy during drinks.
# Replace all the playing eleven fielders by substitutes.
# Ask all the fielders to go to the dressing room and take rest except the wicket keeper and the bowler.
# Appeal for a wicket to the umpire after bowling a very long wide.
# Carry mp3 players and i pods when on the field.
# Win the toss and ask the opposition captain to decide if he wants to bat or bowl.

NOTE: I have provided this writing of mine to wikihow.com as well.
U can check it there as well.

Kuselan is all set to break many more records in the Indian film industry.This rajinikanth starrer also has nayanthara,meena,pasupathy,and vadivelu.This is also the remake of the malayalam movie called”katha parayumbol” which means – When narrating the story.The main story revolves around the hero and his friend who is a barber.Their friendship is the main subject here. Rajini plays the role of actor Ashokraj.Pasupathy plays the barber in the film,Balan.Meena plays the role of Pasupathis’ wife Sridevi.The music director G V Prakash is excited about his first film with the superstar.The malayalam counterpart has Ashokan doing a very small role, but since rajni plays it in here, it has been vastly expanded.Great sets have been put up for the movie that resembles a pyramid , which is for a duet involving the superstar himself and NayanThara.

Ragging tough allegedly out of the colleges now, are still in practice in many of the colleges.So here i am going to give out ways by which you can literally escape from being ragged by your seniors or minimize the extent of being ragged.So here we go:

1.Never look straight into his eyes when he/she is talking to you.Look here and there.Call your friend who is walking at a distance, say hi and do things like that so as to make your senior feel that you are taking him very very easy.

2.Behave in a very childish manner.Complaint about small and petty matters.Give him more detail of things that he would be least bothered about.Tell him why you dint polish your shoes, what you did last winter etc etc.

3.You should respect him whatsoever,after all he is your senior.There are some hints here.Your words must be soft,soothing but your actions need not be soft.Show him by your acts that you are not interested in speaking to him.By your words you need to reveal as if you are too interested in speaking with him.

4.If the person ragging you is of the opposite sex and if he is exceeding his limits, you can simply walk away from that place and he will never again try even speaking to you.But you should not create a scene there.Just walk away silently.

5.Have a big smile in your face always.It helps.When he/she calls you go immediately without any hesitation.

6.Be the first to start a conversation when you see him/her.

7.Don’t ever show him that you are afraid facing him/her.Be cool, relaxed,and composed.

8.If he/she is asking for a treat , readily agree .After all its just for namesake.Nothing wrong in nodding your head once.Anyway he is not going to ask you again.

9.If its going beyond your control,

10.If he is asking for money ,don’t give him.Whatever happens, even if he is beating you to death.If someone makes use of his familiarity of the place and his age to get money from you , definitely its not worth respecting him and i am sure his brother will be his son.

Whats happening these days? There was a time when you get a score of 300 + , it was almost decided that you are the winner.Hmmmm..man, time has really changed now.More frequently we see teams chasing 300+ runs and that too with great ease.This is not the first time it is happening.The 430 odd run chase by the Proteas to secure a win against the Australians was a remarkable effort.Man, I am yet to recover from it.I mean, how did they manage it??well, seriously, efforts like that have given the confidence to teams to chase huge targets that too with ease.Though this is one possible reasoning as to how more frequently huge targets are being chased, another reason is the change of attitude in the players playing cricket.The calendar year has become more now.Players play more matches than before.So, they want to give in their best to stay with the team and also the 20-20 format of the game has induced that killer instincts in batsman to go after almost any ball irrespective of where it is pitched and who bowls it.

So, 300 + is no more in the comfort zone for the cricketers and the game is still on and the rest of the fifty overs has to be played to secure a win.

Of late there are more mails in my Inbox and that too SPAM.There mails are frustrating me big time.It claims that I have won a bumper lucky draw that was allegedly conducted from a database of thousands of E-mails and i have been selected as the lucky winner.Shit!! Had it been the first mail i would have fallen for it and believed it.But , there are more than 20 mails with the same content and coming from different E-mail ids.The other type of E-mail is where some man/woman contacts you and says that she/he wants to grow her/his business in India and so wants you to withdraw her/his amount that she/he has deposited in some fckin bank and she promises to give you 10% of the whole transaction.Bullshit!!

This is what one of the mails read:

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Yes it is changing.Indians are changing.More and more people are into call centers and it jobs.Westernization or Sexualization, i should say.Doesn’t matter.Both mean the same.Job is first , rest all next was the mantra a few years ago and even now this is the mantra.Why should it change.But, India is changing big time,People are changing, the culture is changing.Girls hang out at night.I have seen girls coming back home as late as 2.00 o clock.A couple of years ago, If this happens in chennai,…. To be frank , that can never happen.Now, time has changed, people are more free and with a so called BROAD MIND.Yes of course you can and should be broad minded in fact, but i am not sure if this broadness can be of any help to you.If you are this broad , literally any thing can go into it.I mean, no pun intended.I mean , you are not certain and steady as to what you are doing.It was hard for women to be in those purdah system, sati system and other stupid illogical systems that were imposed on them.That was not expected out from a woman.Of course you can have your freedom.But, of late i think it has been exceeding the limits.Just test your limits is the call for the day.Working in call centers is no harm as such, but there are limitations to what you can do and how you can do.The steer is in your hands.Call centers should not be in the dictionary for the synonym of brothel homes.

There are times when you feel that what you felt actually before is not what you were supposed to feel and in the end you feel very bad for feeling that way.Yes, we are talking about dating here.Many a times it happens that you date a girl, u enjoy the date and think she too did.But, only later when you try for another date, do you find that she actually did not enjoy the earlier date.The five possible mistakes that men make while dating are:

1: Too much of Show-offs ->
Women hate people boasting about themselves.The first time you date someone, you need not tell her about your highest qualification, your annual income or your car brand.Instead, try asking more about her and talk to her less, while listen more.

2: Talking and not listening ->
As said earlier, women like people listening to them than people who talk more than what they talk.So, better listen to her talks than say your facts.Girls talk sweet.It sounds great to hear girls talk.
3: Not willing to take decisions ->
Men generally are trying to play safe while taking decisions.They leave it to her to take even the simplest of the decisions just trying to please her.They want women to interpret that as “He leaves all the decisions to me.He is very caring and loves me”.Women interpret it the other way around.
4: Lying ->
Another thing that women don’t seem to like is that men trying to please them in spite of not being pleased by them.You know what i mean.Don’t you??Women don’t expect false promises.Especially, after the end of a date, they don’t expect you to call and think about you always.So, be more open and don’t try to create that feel as if you really like her in the bigger context and want a long term relationship with her, when thats not the case.

Megan fox the American model and actress was born on may 16th in the month of May and the year of 1986, same as mine.Megan fox had won several awards to her name in the year 1999 for modeling in southern Calorina.That was the entry point for her venture into the acting industry.Her debut was in the year 2001 in the movie called Holiday in the sun.Latter she has acted in many more movies and has consistently been involved in active modeling as well.One memorable movie for her and her hard fans would be the scientific high techno movie called TRANSFORMERS that was releases in the year 2007.

Another important secret and special thing about her is that she has nine tattoos on her body each one having a special meaning and explanation.I haven’t seen them all.SO, don’t expect me to take you through those.

No wonder, she is the sexiest women in the world for 2008.She has agreed that she loves to have sex.Okay… whats so special??? she is an American.having sex in America is like eating Sambaar Satham in Tamil Nadu or Paani Puri in Kolkata.A girl who had no enough money to even shave her legs has gone miles from where she was a few years before.Good luck for her coming projects.One is called “WHORES”.. Sounds great!! The other one is TRANSFORMERS -the next part..SOme revenge thingy….

OMG!!, There is no supply of diesel in Chennai and this has very clearly affected the routine lives.My friend the other day had went to the petroleum bunk at 2.30 p.m in the night so as to get some fuel.why suddenly this shortage of supplies?Well, seriously i don’t know.When i saw people waiting with their bikes and cars in a long queue , i realized that something surely is behind this.what?? I may never tell you.There is no solid proof and evidence and i shouldn’t be saying anything of that kind now.The city itself came to a standstill in the absence of the fuel.Just imagine, This is the case for a metropolitan like Chennai, If this happens to the whole nation or the entire world tomorrow??This is the first time,as far as i know something like this happened. I just hope that people with think about it and realize that its better to save and use these non-renewable sources of energy wisely rather than completely exhausting them.People, Think ahead.Use a bit of your brains.You shouldn’t be regretting for your actions done today because tomorrow never belongs to you.Plan well, Think wisely,act well.

Of late the craze for cricket has significantly increased the calendar year for a cricketer especially in the sub continent and more specifically in India.People want more and more matches.To capitalize this ,The ICC and the BCCI have more number of series , tours and matches throughout the calendar year.What has this done to the cricketers is that, they are not getting enough rest between matches and also since they are playing more number of matches , they get tired, and many injury issues also rise which make it difficult for them to play the subsequent matches as ultimately the recovery time is shortened.

This problem as creeped in the recently started ASIA Cup matches featuring INDIA,BANGLADESH,PAKISTAN,SRI LANKA,UAE and HONKONG.The schedule is such that India has to play back to back matches here.The captain mahendra singh dhoni is not at all happy with this schedule and for the obvious reasons as cited above.The initial poor show against bangladesh was possibly because of this reason.However, no one can take away the credit from bangladesh who showcased some great batting especially by Alok Kapali and great bowling initially.However, India came back strong and won the match with more than 6 overs to spare with the lights of SURESH RAINA and GAUTAM GAMBHIR, thanks to a few dropped catches by the bangladeshi team.We just hope that the board we consider these things in the future at least and have player friendly policies.

With lives changing all over the globe, with the advent of new technologies, jobs and bla bla blaa.. People are literally out of their freaking minds.[:D].We are searching for humor and some fun.Thats why do we see more and more people liking the comedy shows and families preferring to watch these comedy shows rather than the mega serials and movies.This trend is definitely helpful for people to relax their minds and refresh themselves.As, doctors say, laughter is the best medicine.A particular brand of comedy in the recent past that is going places is the Stand-up comedies.All the television channels are into this now.Be it the south Indian channels, the Hindi channels or any other regional channels for that matter.Of course the inspiration is from the west as always.The shows like” The world stands up” could be the motivation behind trying these in India.I guess, laughter or comedy doesn’t have a fixed market, its open to all as everyone in the world enjoys it and understands it.Down south shows like kalakka povathu yaaru and Asapovathu yaaru have taken on this market and are doing it quite successfully as well.Just hope that this trend continues for the better.

But I think, are we so different?? Half of your public transportation is Bullets.Half of our public transportion is Bullocks.You waste far too much time talking to someone whom you think is idiot, at the other end of a call center telephone call.So do we!!!!You show sex in your movies. We show men and women running around flowers and trees and yet we have the population of 1.1 billion ,apparently through cross pollination.So like i was saying, They put me to this Britishers test.Most confusing multiple choice questions.Complete the sentense-” To be or not to ___ “
And ofcourse i passed.And this officer comes up to me and says, “Your English, Your English is pretty good for an Indian.Init”.Well, i said” you aren’t doing too bad for yourselves”.For a man with no career prospects and a looming pensions crisis.By the way, its not init, its Isn’t it ass-hole.See you cannot afford to mess with us Indians.You may have ruled us for 200 years.But you did not expect us to follow you.Did you?

If you have been upset by anything that i said today, I DONT GIVE A SHIT.

I come from the land of the kamasutra, I could fuck you in more ways than you can count.

I mean , i was walking on the road of Delhi last month.There was this beggar sitting there.I was about to give him some money when suddenly the mobile phone rings.I was looking for where my phone might be and suddenly he lifts his mobile phone.To give him some credit, a homeless guy, he is not exactly going to have a LAND-LINE.Then, he throws of his blanket and there is a laptop computer there and he talks into the phone -CUSTOMER SERVICE , This is CHRISTOPHER speaking.You know all this fuss about,You come here take our jobs, probably do a lot of rubbish, We could take your job sitting at home.

People were very keen to come to the UK.They used to say, “THE SUN NEVER SETS IN THE BRITISH EMPIRE”.Of course I have got here and realized that the sun never bloody rises in the British Empire.When i got to this country , at immigration they put me on a BRITISHERS test.And i thought to myself, ARE WE SO DIFFERENT FROM GREAT BRITAIN? You are the only country i know that has an adjective for your name.I mean, why not an AMAZING BRITAIN, or a FUCKkkING AWESOME BRITAIN.That way the abbreviation can be FAB.